Welcome to the official Cephalic Carnage online shop.
Below you will find a drop of merch for January 2026. Be sure to check back often, as we plan to drop new merch on this site EACH MONTH! We will be listing new stuff as well as hidden treasures that we’ve been holding on to for years. Our first rare merch drop for January is the Split CD we released with ANAL BLAST over two decades ago! These have been impossible to find and fetch a hefty price on EBay when they pop up. We only have 30 of these, so you better snag one quick!
FIRST PERSON TO ORDER GETS A FREE COPY OF EXPLOITING DYSFUNCTION BAND-ONLY VERSION!!!!
Happy New Year, much love from the Cephalic crew.
-Lenzig
Below you will find a drop of merch for January 2026. Be sure to check back often, as we plan to drop new merch on this site EACH MONTH! We will be listing new stuff as well as hidden treasures that we’ve been holding on to for years. Our first rare merch drop for January is the Split CD we released with ANAL BLAST over two decades ago! These have been impossible to find and fetch a hefty price on EBay when they pop up. We only have 30 of these, so you better snag one quick!
Happy New Year, much love from the Cephalic crew.
-Lenzig
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We are currently only shipping to locations in the USA. Stay tuned for Worldwide Shipping soon! All payments are processed through PayPal. Orders will typically shipped within 24 hours Monday-Friday. Orders placed on weekends and holidays will be shipped on the following business day. If you have any questions, contact us via email.